Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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