I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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