I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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