Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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