so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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