Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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