Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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