After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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