This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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