you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Quick, to the slutcave!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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