I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.