I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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