Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Randomize