Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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