I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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