they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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