You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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