Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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