Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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