Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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