As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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