i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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