Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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