Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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