I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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