im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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