Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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