Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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