Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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