who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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