It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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