the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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