we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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