I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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