Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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