I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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