Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's shark week go big or go home
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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