By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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