Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me