I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night