Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"