I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.