redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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