her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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