Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.