If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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