Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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