she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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