I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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