Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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