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you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.

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(216): you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently. http://tfl.nu/85of

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I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low

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(815): I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low http://tfl.nu/wg0q

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i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.

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(216): i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers. http://tfl.nu/za5f

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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.

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(602): either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing. http://tfl.nu/e07a

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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head

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(630): i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head http://tfl.nu/n75x

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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.

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(816): Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me. http://tfl.nu/4boe

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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars

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(248): Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars http://tfl.nu/5z1n

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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"

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(949): You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this" http://tfl.nu/ckz0

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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.

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(518): Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try. http://tfl.nu/4xiu

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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.

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(309): Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend. http://tfl.nu/4ikn

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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh

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(914): His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh http://tfl.nu/ih42

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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�

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(614): His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives� http://tfl.nu/o3zv

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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?

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I was just power-washing my vagina.

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(541): Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay? (1-541): I was just power-washing my vagina. http://tfl.nu/mkkk

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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?

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(267): do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate? http://tfl.nu/3j8j

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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!

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(775): He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!! http://tfl.nu/5zy7

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