The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.