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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...

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• (631): View more from New York

  i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?

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• (518): View more from New York

  my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol

  (540): View more from Virginia

  its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.

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• (661): View more from California

  No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...

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  Sorry.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.

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