At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score