i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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