nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize