I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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